Funny Beaver Jokes

Beaver Jokes

10. Beaver jokes # 2605

Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.

9. Beaver jokes # 2701

There are two beavers and they both walk into their house one leaves the door open and the other one says shut the dam door.

8. Beaver jokes # 2702

what did the beaver say when his home fell down????

DAM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Beaver jokes # 2703

Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p. m?

Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p. m.

Why do beavers have flat tails?

Because they go in the jungle after 5 p. m!

6. Beaver jokes # 2704

Your Momma Is So Fat When She Stood On The Dogs Tale We Had To Change Its Name To Beaver

5. Jokes about beaver # 2707

Beaver: Defined A Beaver is a small furry creature that sits on your faceand eats your tongue.

4. Jokes about beaver # 2708

An 80-year-old says to the doctor, “I’ve never felt better! Life is great and I now have a 20 year-old bride who is

pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.” I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was ina bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting besidethe stream of water. He raised his cane and went ‘bang, bang’. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?”

The 80-yearold said, “I’d say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

3. Jokes about beaver # 2709

Did you know Lorena Bobbit was related to a very famous person?

He was the kid who played “Beaver Cleaver.”

2. Funny beaver jokes # 2711

A Little Girl Walks In On Her Mom In The Shower Ands Asks, “mommy Mommy, What’s That?” Her Mom Replied, “that’s My Beaver.” Next Day The Little Girl Walked In On Her Grandmother Taking A Shower And Asked, “grandma Grandma, What’s That?” Her Grandmother Replied, “that’s My Beaver.” Third Day The Little Girl Walks In On Her Mother Taking A Shower And Asks Her, “mommy Mommy, What’s That?” Her Mother Replied, “that’s My Beaver.” The Little Girl Stated To Her Mother That Grandma’s Beaver Must Be Dead Cause It’s Tongue Is Hanging Out.

1. Funny beaver jokes # 2712

Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma.

He casually asked,” Grandma whats that?” She quickly replied, “That’s my beaver”. Little Johnny didnt say another word.

Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked,” Mommy whats that?” She replied, “Well Johnny thats my beaver.”

Little Johnny thought for a bit and said,” Well grandmas beaver must be dying her tongues hanging out!!”


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