Jokes About Ants

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1. Ant Joke 1

Why don’t anteaters get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

2. Ant Joke 2

Why did the ant-elope?

Nobody gnu!

3. Ant Joke 3

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

4. Ant Joke 4

What do you call an and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!

5. Ant Joke 5

What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano? Discordant!

6. Ant Joke 6

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

7. Ant Joke 7

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

8. Ant Joke 8

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? Antteneye!

9. Ant Joke 9

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

10. Ant Joke 10

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

11. Ant Joke 11

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

12. Ant Joke 12

What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?

An ant’s mouth!

13. Ant Joke 13

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?

14. Ant Joke 14

What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!

15. Ant Joke 15

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

16. Ant Joke 16

What do you call a smart ant?

Elegant!

17. Ant Joke 17

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

18. Ant Joke 18

Who was the most famous ant scientist?

Albert Antstein!

19. Ant Joke 19

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

20. Ant Joke 20

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

21. Ant Joke 21

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant!

22. Ant Joke 22

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

23. Ant Joke 23

What do you call a greedy ant?

An anteater!

24. Ant Joke 24

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

25. Ant Joke 25

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant

26. Ant Joke 26

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant!

27. Ant jokes # 2524


Why don’t anteaters get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

28. Ant jokes # 2525


Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

29. Ant jokes # 2526


What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?

An ant’s mouth!

30. Ant jokes # 2527


Who was the most famous ant scientist?

Albert Antstein!

31. Ant jokes # 2528


What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

32. Ant jokes # 2529

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant!

33. Jokes about ant # 2530

Why did the ant-elope?

Nobody gnu!

34. Jokes about ant # 2531

What do you call an and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!

35. Jokes about ant # 2532

What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano?

Discordant!

36. Jokes about ants # 2539

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?

37. Jokes about ants # 2540

What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!

38. Jokes about ants # 2541

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

39. Jokes about ants # 2542

What do you call a smart ant?

Elegant!

40. Jokes about ants # 2543

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

41. Funny ants jokes # 2544

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

42. Funny ants jokes # 2545

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

43. Funny ants jokes # 2546

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant!

44. Funny ants jokes # 2547

What do you call a greedy ant?

An anteater!

45. Funny ants jokes # 2548

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

46. Funny jokes about ant # 2549

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Important

47. Funny jokes about ant # 2550

Where do ants go to eat?

At a restaurant!

48. Funny jokes about ant # 2551

Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants!

What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!

What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!

Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!

What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!

What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!

What do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant!

What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics!

What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?
An ant’s mouth!

49. Funny jokes about ant # 2552

|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle? Your great-ant! Who was the most famous ant scientist? Albert Antstein! What games to ants play with elephants? Squash! What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique! What kind of ant can you colour with? A crayant! Who is the most famous French ant? Napoleant! Why did the ant-elope? Nobody gnu! What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant! Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies! What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant!

50. Funny jokes about ant # 2553

|Where do ants go to eat? At a restaurant! What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? Antteneye! What do you call an and with frogs legs? An antphibian! What kind of ants are very learned? Pedants! What do you call a smart ant? Elegant! What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano? Discordant! What kind of ant is good at maths? An accountant! How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics? How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten ants!

51. Hilarious Ant jokes # 2554

WHAT DO ANTS TAKE WHEN THEY NEED MEDICINE?

ANTIBIOTICS!

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